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FEDNOW Cease And Desist Beach Towel

$ 33.33
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Introducing the FedNow Cease And Desist Beach Towel - a towel that mirrors the Federal Reserve's commitment to being "shore" on promises! Just like their monetary policies, our towel leaves you with a sense of uncertainty, offering a "shore-less" experience.

Wrap yourself in the warmth of economic possibility as you lounge by the beach with the FedNow Beach Towel. It's as enigmatic as the Fed's interest rate decisions, leaving you guessing whether your relaxation will last for hours or just a few fleeting moments. The suspense is truly exhilarating!

Please take note that, similar to the fine print of the Fed's policies, the FedNow Beach Towel may not guarantee instant comfort. Buyer beware, as the waves of satisfaction may come and go like the tides!

Give your beach towel or bathroom a vibrant look and wrap yourself up with this super soft and cozy all-over towel.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China

Product information


How long is shipping to my country?

Shipping Times (On Average)

  • North America: 2-5 Business Days
  • UK, Europe: 6-8 Business Days
  • Australia: 2-14 Business Days
  • Japan: 4-8 Business Days
  • Other Countries: 10-20 Business Days

Shipping times above are averages based on shipping times we have observed. For accurate shipping times, prices, and options, please refer to our shipping page at checkout. Thank you!

Where do you ship from?

We ship out from the United States!

All products are packed with extra care to ensure safe transport no matter how far they go!

What type of payment options do you accept?

We accept all payments by Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, & PayPal.

We also take payments in installments by afterpay accept Bitcoin payments via IBEX!

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